Native shoes. They were cheap so I got a few pair. I got them because they seem to be the same material as Crocs and I always thought Crocs looked comfortable but stupid. I wore the black ones to the beach a bunch of times. They fill up with sand because of all the holes, but then I stop at the shower thing and use the low one and all the sand is gone. They work perfect for the beach.
I also wore them to 2 doctors appointments.
I caught both doctors staring at them. And not in a good way. In a way that makes me afraid the doctor would be looking at the shoes and trying to figure them out and miss some obvious test result that means my butt is going to fall off next week. And then who cares how easy it is to spray sand off my shoes, I have to carry my butt around in a shoulder bag and jerks make fun of me and call it a purse and I have to put locking gas caps on their cars and then throw away the keys to get them back.
In conclusion, good for beach, and bad for doctor officing.
Plastic shoe on plastic skateboard.
I think I need to make my New Years resolution to learn if the color in the shoes above is spelled gray or grey. That one gets me every time. They both look sooooooo right.
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